So get this, people!I went to my computer and ordered an item on Amazon (it was a personal massager and a bucket of lube), and it said delivery within 7 days of purchase, I clicked buy all happy and content, then I went to bed.I woke up the next morning... and get this ...I DID NOT RECEIVE MY PACKAGE!!I had to go online to complain about the package not being delivered!They told me about 7 Days or something ... I didnt quite listen, so I went to bedI wake up the next morning, and guess what?! NO FU*KING PACKAGE YET!This is absurd, it says within 7 days and its not day 7 yet but its day 3 and no package, how can this be? Am I missing something?I cannot function, I cannot sleep, I cannot eat, I MUST have it! Please share your experiences./Parody

DaftnDirect said: Ok I think this might be the right thread to make a wager. We're 1 hour and 20 minutes into Tuesday UK time and no-one has asked where their $15 is.How about we place a bet on the time of the next 'wheres my money' message? Has to be a genuine question, no hint of satire. The winner gets erm $15.I'm going first.... I say 1 hour from now.Parts of America are waking up .. so id say.. 2 hours. (prediction at: 1:29 GMT)

I’m not sure what you’re getting at, but then again, I’m having a hard time concentrating because I HAVEN'T RECEIVED MY $15 CREDIT YET!!!

nalex66 said: I’m not sure what you’re getting at, but then again, I’m having a hard time concentrating because I HAVEN'T RECEIVED MY $15 CREDIT YET!!! I forgot to eat today in the anticipation.

You joke, However, I ordered a part from a company last week, one that I've purchased from before. Apparently, FedEx got.. lost.. on the way to my house. The dark blue line is the route every other package I've ordered from this company has taken. Shipping time 2-3 days. This time, the package didnt show up on its original expected delivery day, so I check the tracking to see... this..The Light blue line is where it is currently... expected delivery day a week after the original date!

[Just for fun] My delivery has not arrived yet, when will it arrive?

21 Replies

nalex66
MVP
8 years ago
I’m not sure what you’re getting at, but then again, I’m having a hard time concentrating because I HAVEN'T RECEIVED MY $15 CREDIT YET!!!
LZoltowski
Champion
8 years ago

nalex66 said:

I’m not sure what you’re getting at, but then again, I’m having a hard time concentrating because I HAVEN'T RECEIVED MY $15 CREDIT YET!!!

I forgot to eat today in the anticipation.
lag0matic
Heroic Explorer
8 years ago
You joke,
However, I ordered a part from a company last week, one that I've purchased from before. Apparently, FedEx got.. lost.. on the way to my house. The dark blue line is the route every other package I've ordered from this company has taken. Shipping time 2-3 days. This time, the package didnt show up on its original expected delivery day, so I check the tracking to see... this..

The Light blue line is where it is currently... expected delivery day a week after the original date!
IamRuuts
Explorer
8 years ago
Lol, too funny. The sad thing is some people will still rage and not understand even after laying it out right in front of their face... hmmm, wonder if it's the same person on the road who always looks confused and hesitates 5 seconds before going when the light turns green?
LZoltowski
Champion
8 years ago

lag0matic said:

You joke,
However, I ordered a part from a company last week, one that I've purchased from before. Apparently, FedEx got.. lost.. on the way to my house. The dark blue line is the route every other package I've ordered from this company has taken. Shipping time 2-3 days. This time, the package didnt show up on its original expected delivery day, so I check the tracking to see... this..

The Light blue line is where it is currently... expected delivery day a week after the original date!

Ouch man! That's bloody annoying!
LZoltowski
Champion
8 years ago
Today I haven't brushed my teeth because I haven't got my $15 yet
DaftnDirect
MVP
8 years ago
Ok I think this might be the right thread to make a wager. We're 1 hour and 20 minutes into Tuesday UK time and no-one has asked where their $15 is.

How about we place a bet on the time of the next 'wheres my money' message? Has to be a genuine question, no hint of satire. The winner gets erm $15.

I'm going first.... I say 1 hour from now. (anyone playing is prohibited from asking where their money is)
LZoltowski
Champion
8 years ago

DaftnDirect said:

Ok I think this might be the right thread to make a wager. We're 1 hour and 20 minutes into Tuesday UK time and no-one has asked where their $15 is.

How about we place a bet on the time of the next 'wheres my money' message? Has to be a genuine question, no hint of satire. The winner gets erm $15.

I'm going first.... I say 1 hour from now.

Parts of America are waking up .. so id say.. 2 hours. (prediction at: 1:29 GMT)
DaftnDirect
MVP
8 years ago
You might have won this LZ

Edit, if I start a new thread around 2:30 GMT entitled 'Has anyone received there $15 yet?" that would be cheating a bit wouldn't it.
RavenBlueFeathe
Protege
8 years ago