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danknugz
Superstar
10 years ago

Rant thread

Fuck you Microsoft and fuck you dumb fucking Apple iphone autocorrect

I hate iPhones

I had to reimage my laptop today and I made the complete mistake of allowing Microsoft updates to run, and now I have been sitting here on a Friday afternoon not being able to do jack shit because I had to wait for the updates to download and install. 45 minutes later, on a fresh os image from only sept of last year, and 86 updates finally finish. Yes my laptop is finally restarting!! Nope, now it's "configuring windows updates and only at 12 percent 15 minutes later, I thought it just finished installing them??

I guess I can try and play this bloated piece of shit slow as crAp trash ware xbox one. Nope, 2gb update for that too.

Fuck you Microsoft.

I also had to retype 75 percent of the words in this god dn message, because of this piece of shit iphone

Fuck you apple.

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6 Replies

  • TervalentWolf's avatar
    TervalentWolf
    Honored Guest
    10 years ago
    Let us hope there are no live animals within a 5 metre radius of you right now.
  • snappahead's avatar
    snappahead
    Expert Protege
    10 years ago
    That sucks, mate. Well, at least this wasn't a thread dedicated to bitching about Gear VR or mobile VR in general.
  • RonsonPL's avatar
    RonsonPL
    Heroic Explorer
    10 years ago
    This is no place for such topics.

    But if it's already here... :mrgreen: then

    You call this update-rage? This is nothing!
    To become a man, you need to pass through either
    this: 2 days of udpates on a netbook with Vista/7
    or this: 7 hours of updates. Going sleep at 9 updates to go. Waking up to see it got an error on the f... NEXT ONE.
    After this, going manually by 10 per restart, so it didn't crap out again, another 6 hours of updates, because why not.
    Got angry. Went for PS3. Tried to play GT5. 2GB install and... 10GB OF UDPATES??!! What the... ? OK, let's do this. One hour. Second hour. Third hour. ERROR. What? Google. Disconnecting everything from the router, connecting ps3 through a cable instead of wi-fi this time. Three hours later... error message.
    I can't buy anything faster than 10Mbit/1Mbit connection, so only ~4GB/hour download speed, minus of course the problem with saturating this internet connection 100% which means it's almost never that 4GB/hour.

    Besides the OSes, I love when I download Battlefield Premium from Origin for two days, I dream about playing through the whole day of work, finally I am there - free, "I'm gonna play now!". I make myself a coffee, I mute my phone, I go to throw in a shovel of coal so I don't have to go in the middle of the round or play while freezing. Everything ready, I talk with friends in advance to match our playing time. I start the TeamSpeak. I adjust my settings in Nvidia control panel, I have my 3D glasses charged and ready. LET'S PLAY!
    2GB update
    fffffFFFFFF.................