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Look, ever since the firmware update that only downloads when the moon is in "potato rising," my passthrough has been stuck in interpretive‑dance mode. I tried watching a video, but the browser kept insisting I was actually a toaster, which honestly explains the crumbs but not the latency.

Then Remote Play started arguing with my router about whose turn it was to hold the Wi‑Fi, so naturally the whole thing desynced with my dinner. Tracking went sideways after that - literally sideways, like it decided gravity was optional.

Anyway, I rebooted the chair, recalibrated the ceiling fan, and now everything works except the part that doesn't. If anyone has a fix, please send help or snacks.