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You: “What do you want to do for dinner later?”
Them: “Hmm. Maybe that Thai place down the street?”
You: “Oh yeah, let’s do that.”
Them: silent, 5 seconds.
Them: “My friend offered to watch my dog for me.”
You: “Oh, that’s nice! When?”
Them: “Next weekend.” Silent 3 seconds. “It would have been nice if my own girlfriend offered...”
You: “My apartment doesn’t allow dogs... otherwise I would have.”
Them: silent 3 seconds, “They wouldn’t even know, she’s so quiet.”
You: “I could get evicted if someone saw and reported it.”
Them: “You know what, forget about it...”