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Clamber: Pass the time 'till you leave RL
Soon, the Rift will make all other forms of entertainment obsolete. In time, we will forget that there even was an upper half to people's faces.
Until then, we are forced to grub what morsels of entertainment we may from the gutter of the internet. In an attempt to make this interstitial period in the transit lounge of existence less closely resemble purgatory, I have devised a game to occupy the void: Clamber.
Available now on the Play Store, Clamber is so 2D it physically hurts. It is, however, a finely-tuned test of your dexterity, quick-thinking and command of coarse language. You may find yourself in a zen-like state of calm, deliberate flow - although testing indicates that frantic scrabbling at the screen accompanied by a rising yell of "aaaaAAAAARGHBASTARD!" is considerably more likely.
It is free to play, as distinct from free-to-play, in that there are no lives or energy systems. The small number of hopelessly generous in-app purchases are entirely cosmetic. Indeed, as this is not a forum appropriate for soliciting financial reward, I expressly forbid you from making a purchase.
Download it here: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.funlittlegames.clamber
Until then, we are forced to grub what morsels of entertainment we may from the gutter of the internet. In an attempt to make this interstitial period in the transit lounge of existence less closely resemble purgatory, I have devised a game to occupy the void: Clamber.
Available now on the Play Store, Clamber is so 2D it physically hurts. It is, however, a finely-tuned test of your dexterity, quick-thinking and command of coarse language. You may find yourself in a zen-like state of calm, deliberate flow - although testing indicates that frantic scrabbling at the screen accompanied by a rising yell of "aaaaAAAAARGHBASTARD!" is considerably more likely.
It is free to play, as distinct from free-to-play, in that there are no lives or energy systems. The small number of hopelessly generous in-app purchases are entirely cosmetic. Indeed, as this is not a forum appropriate for soliciting financial reward, I expressly forbid you from making a purchase.
Download it here: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.funlittlegames.clamber