Personal Question - Does anyone have a klove knob?

i literally had no idea what to expect in this thread (knowing the locals here)

It did not disappoint :D

Yea I wasnt sure where this was going.

Im just fine with my Knob thank you.
At least its good for me!

Morgrum said:

Yea I wasnt sure where this was going.

Im just fine with my Knob thank you.
At least its good for me!

But this other knob talks to you

Conversation on a crowded bus stop:

"Hey Bob, I recently heard you have a klove knob"

"Oh Hi James, yeah had it for a while now actually"

"How you managing with it?"

"Oh it was very hard at first, but the more I played with it, the more I got used to it"

"Sounds interesting"

"Yeah you should come round my place tonight and I'll show it to you"

"Great, I'll bring some beers!"

vannagirl said:

Morgrum said:

Yea I wasnt sure where this was going.

Im just fine with my Knob thank you.
At least its good for me!

But this other knob talks to you

Yea but as it is mine is always trying to get my attention!

What's the bet that like most Internet Of Shit devices, it won't work if your internet connection goes down.

Or it refuses to cook because it's doing a firmware update.

Cant wait for the first one to get hacked and some moron is talked into suicide with poisonus ingediants.

Or am I the only one deranged enough to think of the darker side of things.

Yeah, the last thing I need is my stove controls running an unsecured web server or whatever lax security these things tend to have and hackers burning down my apartment and everything within.