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July 17, 2018
Question

What Animal Would You Want To Come Back As If Reincarnation Was A Thing

For the sake of argument when reading this thread please take it as read that reincarnation does indeed exist even if you don't believe it yourself. This is meant as a fun bit of discussion rather than delving into the murky waters of religion.

For me there are two possibilities that I'd like to see happening once I've snuffed it:

1) A tiger. Tigers are absolutely beautiful creatures and it would be nice for me to come back as something that's good looking rather than the ugly bugger I am now.

2) A cow. Yes, that's right. A cow. Remember there's ALWAYS method to my madness. Why a cow? It's pretty pbvious, you crazy fools. I want to be a cow because then after I've been turned into burgers or sausages my skin will then be turned into leather which means that I would become @vannagirl's bicycle seat/leather trousers/leather skirt. I'd happily become burger meat to get close to @vannagirl's bum without her getting another restraining order. B)

So what about you guys and girls..? :D :D :D :D

    55 replies

    Inspiring
    October 11, 2018
    Or my Honey Badger comment dont say that also.
    WAAAGH!
    TheAntiSocializer
    Honored Contributor
    March 22, 2023

    Gonna try to revive this thread. I have a couple of options for a couple of reasons:

    1. Chimpanzee 
      • Obviously I have to be monke if I can help it
      • Swinging on vines and being able to jump from tree to tree? Yes please
    2. Hippo
      • Basically be a tank with a mouth? I would love that
      • With a bite force of 12 600 kPa - Not only am I a walking tank but chompers that can crush a skull?
    3. Lion
      • Just would be nice to be an apex predator (that doesn't include weapons) 
    4. Silverback Gorilla 
      • The immense strength only - Can lift over 1763 pounds of dead weight. 
      • The ultimate Monke

    These are my 4 of choice.

    Sometimes it's okay to be a little Bing Chilling
    New Participant
    March 23, 2023

    I'd like to be a colibri bird. These birds are amazing, beautiful and they just gorgeous and small. 

    kojack
    Honored Contributor
    March 23, 2023

    Probably human, I'm not quite ready to give up easy access to cheeseburgers and tv.

    Failing that, a cheetah, since then I could still get a pet dog.

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    New Participant
    April 1, 2023

    Well unless humans have stopped trashing the environment I don't think I'll bother but assuming they have think I'll be an Orca