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August 19, 2018
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Google Translate is hilarious

I just watched a video showing how to sort out the full ink overflow pads in my Canon printer. It was in Spanish.

I got the transcript up (in Spanish) and copied it to Google Translate. This is what it gave me:

to kill the drought did not present
search and lousy and greece tires
old attack
She will sing salvation from the hour she appeared.
with such a pharmacist that happens
within the area but the chief of NATO
It's so good so it only has every
euro thing despite the ball rolling
now the proof that taxed the monopoly of
Speaking of love, my business.
the pair already painting the frame
corsair canon and gas engine and also
out of it is also injured in
field with much pity but with time I
I was right to try to get back to
the 30-year program that was
take a glass while the
atomic attacks respect must program
this task
Tatiana border size
the military 70 space and saturn lock it up
a prize has nothing to do
already the athlete for the factor that has claw
blake goes there for me and for the symbolic
ss material presented the defender
returned to traffic is stopped
to try to win and I'm ready
to sit there the government evaluates
so I'll try to go through
traffic at the time with one installed in the
language that we are going to start in size
now pt is better at trying to incite
and had to abandon the race
I also learned the play is from the
second half of the stage our master
had this year not think will be successful
already believed that he will capture
Until now it's about language I talked to
You are forever our mistress.
only knowing the normal way here
to pass through the woods without someone
place to kill


I'll let you draw your own conclusions! :D

To be fair - I've used Google Translate many times to communicate with Russian members of the DCS community and had no problems - so it seems Spanish is not its speciality!

    15 replies

    Honored Contributor
    August 19, 2018
    ......the heck??????
    Honored Contributor
    August 19, 2018

    If you submit that to the Poetry Foundation, I guarantee you'll have the scholars debating its meaning with great enthusiasm. Just put a space after every 4th line.

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    nalex66
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    August 19, 2018
    Boy, those Spaniards really wax poetic about fixing printers!
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    Honored Contributor
    August 19, 2018
    Just a bit sinister when NATO's monitoring your ink levels
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    Honored Contributor
    August 19, 2018
    Lol.  Post the original spanish that got translated.  Someone is fucking with you, google translate doesn't screw spanish translation up like that usually.  Your post looks like something that was submitted to be changed into chinese, then translated back into english.  (Has anyone read the back of Star Trek Voyager bootlegs from China, FUNNY!  It reads like the OP's post, but is slightly more coherent.
    Honored Contributor
    August 19, 2018

    falken76 said:

    Lol.  Post the original spanish that got translated.  Someone is fucking with you, google translate doesn't screw spanish translation up like that usually.  Your post looks like something that was submitted to be changed into chinese, then translated back into english.  (Has anyone read the back of Star Trek Voyager bootlegs from China, FUNNY!  It reads like the OP's post, but is slightly more coherent.



    Yes, post the original text because I to was surprised the Spanish translation brought up that.
    HiroProtag0nist
    Honored Contributor
    August 20, 2018

    Brixmis said:



    To be fair - I've used Google Translate many times to communicate with Russian members of the DCS community and had no problems - so it seems Spanish is not its speciality!



    Let me just make a note of that.  Brixmov is the name, hmmm...?


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    Inspiring
    August 20, 2018
    Sorry guys - I can't find it. I looked at loads of different ones and in my history, every one I play is not this one. :/
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    August 20, 2018
    Ah - got it from my browser history ;)




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    por falar em amor assunto a vale










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    programa de 30 anos que estava a seu










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    essa tarefa










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    o militar 70 espaço e saturno travá-la










    um prêmio tem nada fazem










    já a atleta para o fator que tem garra










    blake vai lá pra mim e pela simbólica










    ss material apresentado o zagueiro










    voltou para o trânsito está parado










    para tentar a vitória e estou pronto










    para me sentar lá o governo avalia










    então vou procurar passar por










    traficando na época com um instalado na










    língua que vamos arrancar no tamanho










    agora o pt estuda melhor tentar incitar










    e teve que abandonar a corrida










    eu também aprendi a jogada é desde a










    segunda metade da etapa o nosso senhor










    teve esse ano não pensar será acertado










    já conseguiu acreditar que vai captar










    até agora é sobre língua falei com










    você para sempre a nossa senhora










    só conhecendo a maneira normal aqui a










    passar a mata sem que alguém desse










    local para matar
































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    August 20, 2018
    Ahhh Portchagoose lol
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