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LZoltowski
Inspiring
March 12, 2018
Question

[Just for fun] My delivery has not arrived yet, when will it arrive?

So get this, people!

I went to my computer and  ordered an item on Amazon (it was a personal massager and a bucket of lube),

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and it said delivery within 7 days of purchase,

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I clicked buy all happy and content, then I went to bed.

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I woke up the next morning... and get this ...

I DID NOT RECEIVE MY PACKAGE!!

I had to go online to complain about the package not being delivered!

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They told me about 7 Days or something ... I didnt quite listen, so I went to bed

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I wake up the next morning, and guess what?! NO FU*KING PACKAGE YET!

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This is absurd, it says within 7 days and its not day 7 yet but its day 3 and no package, how can this be? Am I missing something?

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I cannot function, I cannot sleep, I cannot eat, I MUST have it! Please share your experiences.

/Parody

    21 replies

    nalex66
    nalex66
    Honored Contributor
    March 12, 2018
    I’m not sure what you’re getting at, but then again, I’m having a hard time concentrating because I HAVEN'T RECEIVED MY $15 CREDIT YET!!!
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    LZoltowskiAuthor
    Inspiring
    March 12, 2018

    nalex66 said:

    I’m not sure what you’re getting at, but then again, I’m having a hard time concentrating because I HAVEN'T RECEIVED MY $15 CREDIT YET!!!


     I forgot to eat today in the anticipation. 
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    lag0matic
    Inspiring
    March 12, 2018
    You joke, 
    However, I ordered a part from a company last week, one that I've purchased from before.  Apparently, FedEx got.. lost.. on the way to my house.  The dark blue line is the route every other package I've ordered from this company has taken. Shipping time 2-3 days.  This time, the package didnt show up on its original expected delivery day, so I check the tracking to see... this..

    The Light blue line is where it is currently... expected delivery day a week after the original date!

    IamRuuts
    Participant
    March 12, 2018
    Lol, too funny.  The sad thing is some people will still rage and not understand even after laying it out right in front of their face...  hmmm, wonder if it's the same person on the road who always looks confused and hesitates 5 seconds before going when the light turns green?
    LZoltowskiAuthor
    Inspiring
    March 13, 2018

    lag0matic said:

    You joke, 
    However, I ordered a part from a company last week, one that I've purchased from before.  Apparently, FedEx got.. lost.. on the way to my house.  The dark blue line is the route every other package I've ordered from this company has taken. Shipping time 2-3 days.  This time, the package didnt show up on its original expected delivery day, so I check the tracking to see... this..

    The Light blue line is where it is currently... expected delivery day a week after the original date!


    Ouch man! That's bloody annoying!
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    LZoltowskiAuthor
    Inspiring
    March 13, 2018
    Today I haven't brushed my teeth because I haven't got my $15 yet
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    DaftnDirect
    Honored Contributor
    March 13, 2018
    Ok I think this might be the right thread to make a wager. We're 1 hour and 20 minutes into Tuesday UK time and no-one has asked where their $15 is.


    How about we place a bet on the time of the next 'wheres my money' message? Has to be a genuine question, no hint of satire. The winner gets erm $15.


    I'm going first.... I say 1 hour from now. (anyone playing is prohibited from asking where their money is)
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    LZoltowskiAuthor
    Inspiring
    March 13, 2018

    DaftnDirect said:

    Ok I think this might be the right thread to make a wager. We're 1 hour and 20 minutes into Tuesday UK time and no-one has asked where their $15 is.


    How about we place a bet on the time of the next 'wheres my money' message? Has to be a genuine question, no hint of satire. The winner gets erm $15.


    I'm going first.... I say 1 hour from now.

    Parts of America are waking up .. so id say.. 2 hours. (prediction at: 1:29 GMT)
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    DaftnDirect
    Honored Contributor
    March 13, 2018
    You might have won this LZ

    Edit, if I start a new thread around 2:30 GMT entitled 'Has anyone received there $15 yet?" that would be cheating a bit wouldn't it.
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    RavenBlueFeathe
    Up and Coming
    March 13, 2018
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