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LZoltowski
Inspiring
March 12, 2018
Question

[Just for fun] My delivery has not arrived yet, when will it arrive?

So get this, people!

I went to my computer and  ordered an item on Amazon (it was a personal massager and a bucket of lube),

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and it said delivery within 7 days of purchase,

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I clicked buy all happy and content, then I went to bed.

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I woke up the next morning... and get this ...

I DID NOT RECEIVE MY PACKAGE!!

I had to go online to complain about the package not being delivered!

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They told me about 7 Days or something ... I didnt quite listen, so I went to bed

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I wake up the next morning, and guess what?! NO FU*KING PACKAGE YET!

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This is absurd, it says within 7 days and its not day 7 yet but its day 3 and no package, how can this be? Am I missing something?

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I cannot function, I cannot sleep, I cannot eat, I MUST have it! Please share your experiences.

/Parody

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    DaftnDirect
    Honored Contributor
    March 13, 2018
    Luckily FranticTedd came to my rescue, I just need to keep checking my payments page for the winnings
    13700K, RTX 4070 Ti, Asus ROG Strix Z790-A Gaming, Corsair H150i Capellix, 64GB Corsair Vengence DDR5, Corsair 5000D Airflow, 4TB Samsung 870 , 2TB Samsung 990 Pro x 2, DK2, CV1, Rift-S, Quest, 2, 3, Pro, Windows 11 Pro 24H2 (10.0.26100)
    RavenBlueFeathe
    Up and Coming
    March 13, 2018
    LZoltowskiAuthor
    Inspiring
    March 13, 2018
    Ok I am completely done with this program .... "Computer, Arch"
    Core i7-7700k @ 4.9 Ghz | 32 GB DDR4 Corsair Vengeance @ 3000Mhz | 2x 1TB Samsung Evo | 2x 4GB WD Black ASUS MAXIMUS IX HERO | MSI AERO GTX 1080 OC @ 2000Mhz | Corsair Carbide Series 400C White (RGB FTW!) Be kind to one another :)
    DaftnDirect
    Honored Contributor
    March 13, 2018
    I feel I need to confess something, FranticTedd may not be completely independent, sometimes I do bad things
    13700K, RTX 4070 Ti, Asus ROG Strix Z790-A Gaming, Corsair H150i Capellix, 64GB Corsair Vengence DDR5, Corsair 5000D Airflow, 4TB Samsung 870 , 2TB Samsung 990 Pro x 2, DK2, CV1, Rift-S, Quest, 2, 3, Pro, Windows 11 Pro 24H2 (10.0.26100)
    Zenbane
    Zenbane
    Honored Contributor
    March 13, 2018


    Techy111
    Honored Contributor
    March 13, 2018
    A PC with lots of gadgets inside and a thing to see in 3D that you put on your head.
    kojack
    kojack
    Honored Contributor
    March 13, 2018



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    Tadin
    Up and Coming
    March 13, 2018
    Everyones got their $15 and I still havent ! Why !! When will i get mine ?
    residentweevil
    Participant
    March 13, 2018
    I hope Oculus are reading these threads and wait until the last hour of the 7th day before adding it to accounts, just for shits and giggles
    DaftnDirect
    Honored Contributor
    March 13, 2018

    OMG I just got the 'unable to reach service' message again.... but I see it was just the software update!

    phew, thought we were about to embark on another odyssey there

    13700K, RTX 4070 Ti, Asus ROG Strix Z790-A Gaming, Corsair H150i Capellix, 64GB Corsair Vengence DDR5, Corsair 5000D Airflow, 4TB Samsung 870 , 2TB Samsung 990 Pro x 2, DK2, CV1, Rift-S, Quest, 2, 3, Pro, Windows 11 Pro 24H2 (10.0.26100)
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