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July 17, 2018
Question

What Animal Would You Want To Come Back As If Reincarnation Was A Thing

For the sake of argument when reading this thread please take it as read that reincarnation does indeed exist even if you don't believe it yourself. This is meant as a fun bit of discussion rather than delving into the murky waters of religion.

For me there are two possibilities that I'd like to see happening once I've snuffed it:

1) A tiger. Tigers are absolutely beautiful creatures and it would be nice for me to come back as something that's good looking rather than the ugly bugger I am now.

2) A cow. Yes, that's right. A cow. Remember there's ALWAYS method to my madness. Why a cow? It's pretty pbvious, you crazy fools. I want to be a cow because then after I've been turned into burgers or sausages my skin will then be turned into leather which means that I would become @vannagirl's bicycle seat/leather trousers/leather skirt. I'd happily become burger meat to get close to @vannagirl's bum without her getting another restraining order. B)

So what about you guys and girls..? :D :D :D :D

    55 replies

    Honored Contributor
    July 17, 2018


    Something relaxed and long-lived... Google informs me that's a Sloth.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0woPde7OE1k

    Up and Coming
    July 18, 2018
    I'd probably come back as a Hebridean goat because they look like they'd be into metal.



    Zenbane
    Honored Contributor
    July 18, 2018
    A Lion for a land animal.
    A Giant Squid as a sea creature.
    July 18, 2018
    Wolf

    Hey, they eat cows, right??
    Inspiring
    July 18, 2018
    A lion cos I'd be King and I'd kill any f*cker that messes with me. ;)
    Johnny's Scale Models Showcase i5 9600k @4.5GHz; 16GB DDR4 3200; 6xSSD; RTX2080ti; Gigabyte Z390D Mobo Rift CV1; Index; Quest; Quest 2
    July 18, 2018
    I'd say a parrot of some type.  Pretty intelligent, able to learn to speak, able to fly,  good dexterity with their claws so they can function passably as hands.

    Alternatively, a cat with an owner who spoils me.
    Honored Contributor
    July 18, 2018
    lazy part of me definitely a cat  (knowing my luck i would get some wild thing living in a city sewer eating from bins) but i mean a loved fat cat pet.

    the "cool" part of me, definitely a bird of prey, a kestrel or something like that

    the other "cool" part of me a great white shark.  no predators - apart from man - and king of the ocean.

    but if time was no issue then i would go way back, something like a T Rex
    Fiat Coupe, gone. 350Z gone. Dirty nappies, no sleep & practical transport incoming. Thank goodness for VR :)
    HiroProtag0nist
    Honored Contributor
    July 18, 2018


    lazy part of me definitely a cat  (knowing my luck i would get some wild thing living in a city sewer eating from bins) but i mean a loved fat cat pet.

    the "cool" part of me, definitely a bird of prey, a kestrel or something like that

    the other "cool" part of me a great white shark.  no predators - apart from man - and king of the ocean.

    but if time was no issue then i would go way back, something like a T Rex



    Definitely a bird of prey - an eagle soaring high.

    As for fat cats - reminded me of this gem from when i was younger:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR4FY6G3KME
    Big PC, all the headsets, now using Quest 3
    July 18, 2018
    A T Rex? You're insane to pick the only animal unable to pick its nose lol
    July 18, 2018
    But how would a T-Rex use Oculus Touch? well unless it used knuckles instead ??

    Um, too early??