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July 17, 2018
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What Animal Would You Want To Come Back As If Reincarnation Was A Thing

For the sake of argument when reading this thread please take it as read that reincarnation does indeed exist even if you don't believe it yourself. This is meant as a fun bit of discussion rather than delving into the murky waters of religion.

For me there are two possibilities that I'd like to see happening once I've snuffed it:

1) A tiger. Tigers are absolutely beautiful creatures and it would be nice for me to come back as something that's good looking rather than the ugly bugger I am now.

2) A cow. Yes, that's right. A cow. Remember there's ALWAYS method to my madness. Why a cow? It's pretty pbvious, you crazy fools. I want to be a cow because then after I've been turned into burgers or sausages my skin will then be turned into leather which means that I would become @vannagirl's bicycle seat/leather trousers/leather skirt. I'd happily become burger meat to get close to @vannagirl's bum without her getting another restraining order. B)

So what about you guys and girls..? :D :D :D :D

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    HiroProtag0nist
    HiroProtag0nist
    Honored Contributor
    July 18, 2018
    Big PC, all the headsets, now using Quest 3
    Techy111
    Honored Contributor
    July 18, 2018
    What I want to know is, how does it hold it's todge when it goes wee wee's???
    A PC with lots of gadgets inside and a thing to see in 3D that you put on your head.
    KlodsBrik
    Inspiring
    July 18, 2018
     Thought of both butterfly and cat but a white dove wins.
    I would fly around and shit and piss on all the dumbasses walking this earth, and still be considered a  messanger of peace.

    Be good, die great !
    Anonymous
    July 18, 2018

    Techy111 said:

    What I want to know is, how does it hold it's todge when it goes wee wee's???



    And how the fuck does it have a wank? :o
    Techy111
    Honored Contributor
    July 18, 2018

    snowdog said:


    Techy111 said:

    What I want to know is, how does it hold it's todge when it goes wee wee's???



    And how the fuck does it have a wank? :o


    That's easy silly, he gets another dino to do it for him  B)
    A PC with lots of gadgets inside and a thing to see in 3D that you put on your head.
    Anonymous
    July 18, 2018

    snowdog said:


    Techy111 said:

    What I want to know is, how does it hold it's todge when it goes wee wee's???



    And how the fuck does it have a wank? :o


    ooh right
    so this is why the T Rex was always so angry??


    I vote for Snowdog to narrate the next walking with dinos
    Zenbane
    Zenbane
    Honored Contributor
    July 18, 2018

    Ahem


    Zenbane
    Zenbane
    Honored Contributor
    July 18, 2018

    vannagirl said:

    I vote for Snowdog to narrate the next walking with dinos



    If snowdog narrated a Dino show, every commentary would be,
    "And here we have another Snowisaurus looking for the elusive Vannageritops."

    And every episode would end with,
    "And when the Snowisaurus finally discovered the Vannageritops layer, Sticky - the God of Icky - sent a meteor down to destroy the Earth. The End."
    Techy111
    Honored Contributor
    July 18, 2018
    My god !!!! Harv narrating walking with dinosaurs!!!! 6 x 1 hour shows on dino procreation. Now I'd pay good money to watch that !!!!
    A PC with lots of gadgets inside and a thing to see in 3D that you put on your head.
    Techy111
    Honored Contributor
    July 18, 2018

    A PC with lots of gadgets inside and a thing to see in 3D that you put on your head.
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